Precision
Laser Focus
Concentration
Cleanliness
Unwavering commitment to the cause
Safe work methods
Punctuality
Yeah, we ain’t having none of that

Seems like the horoscope was right
"You'll dance with demons through the night"
We exercise specific ways
Cast out the devils, not the weight
Feels like, we lost all feeling
Feels good, make bad decisions
Great job but crappy pay and
We liked your resume!

You're one of the worst
And you're hired!
(You’re hired!)
We fall in reverse
Inspired
Look out below!

We're here for the thrill of the hunt
I think that you're a massive
Can't we all just get on with our lives?
Slip stream into our own demise
We got no purpose but the mission statement's written clear
We have no reason to stop drinking but we'll persevere
And HR they don't know what to say but
Hey can you come back again next Tuesday?

You're one of the worst
And you're hired
(You’re hired)
Just like we rehearsed
Expired
Geronimo

You feel the sunlight on your skin
Brace for a war that we can't win
This lifestyle leads to heart attack
If you fall down I've got your back
You feel the sunlight on your skin
Brace for a war that we can't win

This lifestyle leads to heart attack
If you fall down I've got your back
You feel the sunlight on your skin
Brace for a war that we can't win
This lifestyle leads to heart attack
Hey you got the job!!!

You're one of the worst
And you're hired
(You’re hired)
I'm glad we reserved
Acquired
Start tomorrow?